I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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