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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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