is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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