Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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