It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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