Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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