you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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