we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
This baby is an asshole
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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