everyone is single if you try hard enough
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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