Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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