we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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