I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I would ride that face into the sunset
That's how pantless uber rides happen
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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