Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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