it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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