16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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