it wasn't lemon gatorade
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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