did you get engaged???
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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