We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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