glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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