remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have feelings that need drinking.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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