I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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