im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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