Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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