Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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