That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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