you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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