was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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