she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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