don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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