So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
