I'm so fucking centered right now
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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