They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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