Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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