The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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