Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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