YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
