I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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