is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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