is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We are two peas in an std pod
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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