I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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