You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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