belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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