before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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