I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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