After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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