she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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