Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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