I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She bit a glass in half.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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