I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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