I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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