why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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