accomplished twins. life is a go
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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