Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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