So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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